Your brain knows where all of your organs are, and won’t tell you.
CPR is a low level necromancy spell
Before it was normalized as “missionary position” the old name was “Venus observa” because you were face to face with your lover and that just makes me feel 🥺
This is so much better than missionary
Hahahahhahahahah aber ehrlich wo ist der sinn
😂😂Der ``Hässliche`` muss dem anderen auf die Fresse hauen dann kann der mobber sauer sein
And then History laughed.
To our blindness.
To our future.
And then Nature laughed.
To our ignorance.
To our greed.
And then Karma laughed.
To our promises.
To our lies.
And then God laughed.
To our egos.
To our plans.
- Hedonist Poet
Appreciate your girl’s lingerie before taking it off.
When someone ask you to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics means everything they’re trying to say.